Hey guys! John just got a new buddyprofile, so I thought I'd check out my old one and update it. So I went on and deleted the dumb stuff, updated a little, and found one page I wrote on January 1, 2005 about 2004. I was really excited, cause I've always wished I had something I wrote that day, 12 days before my first blog post. So here is what I wrote that day, before the messy friendships, new bands, and second semester of the school year. I grammar-and-spelling fixed it, and added punctuation and crap.The End of the Year that Brought Us Nipplegate, the Cockroach-Eating iPod Guys, the Shout Heard 'Round the World and a False Idol
(That would be Jackson, Dean, and Hung, by the way)
Well, it’s January 1st, 2005 and I was bored, so I figured I’d start my buddyprofile off with a new entry thingamajiggy. Yeah, I said thingamajiggy. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever said that non-word. I LOVE NON-WORDS, like emans and burb and kevnig! So... well, props to my friends, especially if you got a present from me, then that means your a good friend of mine, and especially to school people, like my best friends Ashleigh and Leighton, and my oldest friends, Mike, Spencer, Abbey, Katie, James, Brian and Amanda, and also to Carly and Ben and Rachel and my new friends from more recent years, and also to camp people, like Nick, Jason, Mike, Austin, Matt, Alex, Tom, Fagnoni, Sarah, Sara, Brynn, Mimi, Carolyn, and everyone else who I forgot (sorry)! Yeah, also go every band I like, which are 3 Doors Down, A Perfect Circle, Alanis Morisette, Alien Ant Farm, American Hi-Fi, the Ataris, Autopilot Off, Barenaked ladies, Bit Shifter, Bjork, Blink-182, Breaking Benjamin, Bruce Springsteen, Coheed and Cambria, Coldplay, Counting Crows, the Darkness, Dashboard confessional, Dave Matthews Band, David Gray, Dido, evanesence, Eve6, Finger Eleven, Fuel, Green Day, Hoobastank, Hot Hot Heat, Incubus, Interpol, Jamiroquai, jason mraz, jet, Jimmy Eat World, Keane, the Killers, Lifehouse, Lit, Lostprophets, Luce, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Michael Jackson, Michelle Branch, Midtown, Moby, Modest Mouse, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, Oasis, the Offspring, Phantom Planet, the Postal Service, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., the Rasmus, Saliva, Shaggy, Simple Plan, Sixpence None the Richer, Smile Empty Soul, Snow Patrol, Staind, Story of the Year, the storkes, Susanne Vega, Switchfoot, Taking Back Sunday, Ted-Leo and the Pharmacists, Three Days Grace, Train, Trapt, Tweaker, U2, Vertical Horizon, the Verve, the Vines, Weezer, Yellowcard, and any other bands I forgot! Plus, go my Sidekick and my iPod! Also, hooray for writing and I really hope I’m a good author, and also, go our bus driver, Ms. Trisha, cause she drives us 2 school and she’s nice, kinda! Plus, go quotes that randomly are created when something hilarious happens! But boo Mr. Margenau, who technically I could sue for slander, and boo to chores and cleaning and slow internet and no service areas and broken glasses and annoying computer programs and faulty and drives and slow internet and stupid AIM error messages! So there’s my stuff and I don’t think I have any resolutions because I don’t believe in that stuff. Also, YES, I AM ATHEIST and if you don’t like it, deal. Also, please, people, if I don’t like someone (cough, cough, Matt) and you (cough, cough, Morgan) want to make me and that person friends, don’t. Also, I wish everyone a great new year, even though people want a short quick buddyprofile and they’ll never get this far down, and if you did, I congratulate you. That’s my letter to you people!
So there ya go. The first thing I wrote in 2005. I'm gonna change "buddyprofile" to "blog" and put it up as the first post. No, actually I'm not. But I'll leave it here for everyone to read. Also, the entropy level keeps rising. More coincidences. I went to see The Island today, which, by the way, was really good, and in the movie, one guy is describing the head boss guy, saying he has a "god complex". And guess what song has the same words in it? The song we sung the entire time at camp and the song I haven't been able to stop listening to since I got back. In Sugar, We're Goin Down by Fall Out Boy, a line in the chorus says, "A loaded god complex,
cock it and pull it." Very weird. And piled on top of that, today, my parents went to the mall and wanted to buy me new shoes, but I really liked my current sneakers, so my mom suggested she buy the same pair, but new ones, of course. So I said OK and she told me to write down the model information. I pick up the shoe and the model number is 405. The same name of a song by a band whose album and DVD I had preordered yesterday. Death Cab For Cutie. This is getting out of control. Well, ta ta for now, but I thought I would alarm you about more freaky coincidences like the recent ones. Watch out. You never know when the lentils and rice will seperate. Thanks for listening.